Friday, September 3, 2010
The lyrics to Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen, by Mary Schmich
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.Do one thing every day that scares you.Sing.Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.Floss.Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.Stretch.Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.Do one thing every day that scares you.Sing.Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.Floss.Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.Stretch.Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because tholder you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.Travel.Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.Respect your elders.Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Kaskade DYNASTY (Kaskade Album)
Dynasty is the sixth solo album by house DJ Kaskade. It was released on iTunes on April 27, 2010, and physically on May 11, 2010.
The songs "Dynasty," "Fire in Your New Shoes" and "Call Out" were released as promo singles on iTunes in April, 2010, preceding the album's release.
Track listing
- "Start Again" – 4:15 (feat. Becky Jean Williams)
- "Don't Stop Dancing" – 4:36 (with EDX feat. Haley)
- "Dynasty" – 3:16 (feat. Haley)
- "Say It's Over" – 4:05 (feat. Mindy Gledhill)
- "Fire In Your New Shoes" – 2:39 (feat. Dragonette)
- "Human Reactor" – 4:10 (feat. Polina)
- "Only You" – 4:50 (with Tiësto feat. Haley)
- "Call Out" – 4:02 (feat. Mindy Gledhill)
- "To the Skies" – 4:08 (feat. Polina)
- "Don't Wait" – 3:40 (feat. Haley)
- "Empty Streets" – 4:06 (feat. Becky Jean Williams)
- "All That You Give" – 4:32 (feat. Mindy Gledhill)
- "Only You (Kaskade Remix) iTunes Bonus Track" – 6:42
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Monday, July 26, 2010
Repost: linya mo ba to?
Aminin mo na... alin dito ang ginamit mo?
1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
Ang corny ba? Pero aminin mo, it makes sense di ba. :)
http://edzspace.blogspot.com/2009/05/linya-mo-ba-to.html
1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
Ang corny ba? Pero aminin mo, it makes sense di ba. :)
http://edzspace.blogspot.com/2009/05/linya-mo-ba-to.html
Sunday, April 11, 2010
The top 10 stressful jobs
IT experts are more likely to suffer from stress than any other professional, according to a new survey.
A staggering 97 per cent of people working in IT claim to find their life at work stressful on a daily basis.
Four out of five IT consultants feel stressed before they even enter the workplace, in anticipation of another day juggling complaints, pressure from managers and daily targets.
And a quarter of IT experts are under such enormous pressure to perform at work they have taken time off suffering with stress.
The poll of over 3,000 people, conducted by SWNS on behalf of online learning provider, SkillSoft, revealed that a third of IT professionals say it is difficult to get the work done when managers are constantly on their backs.
One IT respondent said: “I spend most of my day fielding calls from people who don’t even have a basic knowledge of computers and printers.
“It is amazing the amount of time I spend teaching people where the on-off button is. And when I do actually find a technical problem to solve, I have my manager breathing down my neck wondering why I have a backlog of complaints.”
“Our research was sparked by a recent Gartner report which claims that the untrained or under-trained desktop user will cost an organisation five times more to support than a well-trained worker. This led us to thinking about how much pressure this must also put on the IT professionals who have to provide such support.
“By commissioning this study, our aim was to establish to what level workload affects the stress levels of people working in IT and across a variety of other job disciplines; and to learn more about the sort of other factors that impact on stress in the workplace.”
People working in medical professions have the second most stressful job – with 96.8 per cent saying caring for others is rewarding but traumatic on the same hand.
Engineers, Sales and Marketing professionals and Teachers also have demanding roles, according to the poll.
The poll reveals that 37 per cent of folk find it difficult to meet deadlines, whilst 31 per cent stress about taking on other people’s work. A disgruntled 28 per cent say they lack job satisfaction, and would prefer to work elsewhere.
A third of people would rather be their own boss, and have complete control over their daily duties.
And employees claim to feel put-upon and suffer most at the hands of their managers – who are blamed for lack of support, increasing pressure, interruptions and bullying behaviour.
“According to the Health & Safety Executive, stress is now the biggest cause of working days lost through injury or ill-health (an estimated 12.8 million lost days each year). And the TUCestimates that work-related stress costs the economy up to £7bn per annum.
“By understanding more about what makes people stressed at work,organisations are much better placed to manage its causes.”
Top ten stressful professions
IT Medicine / Caring Profession Engineering Sales and Marketing Education Finance Human Resources Operations Production Clerical
Top ten work stresses
Workload Feeling undervalued Deadlines Type of work people have to do Having to take on other people’s work Lack of job satisfaction Lack of control over the working day Having to work long hours Frustration with the working environment Targets
Top ten colleague irritations
Seeing others not pulling their weight Managers changing their minds about what they want doing Lack of support from managers Pressure from managers Feeling put-upon by managers Interruptions by colleagues Interruptions by managers Bullying behaviour by managers Lack of support from colleagues Bullying behaviour by colleagues
A third of people would rather be their own boss, and have complete control over their daily duties.
And employees claim to feel put-upon and suffer most at the hands of their managers – who are blamed for lack of support, increasing pressure, interruptions and bullying behaviour.“According to the Health & Safety Executive, stress is now the biggest cause of working days lost through injury or ill-health (an estimated 12.8 million lost days each year). And the TUCestimates that work-related stress costs the economy up to £7bn per annum.
“By understanding more about what makes people stressed at work,organisations are much better placed to manage its causes.”
Top ten stressful professions
IT Medicine / Caring Profession Engineering Sales and Marketing Education Finance Human Resources Operations Production Clerical
Top ten work stresses
Workload Feeling undervalued Deadlines Type of work people have to do Having to take on other people’s work Lack of job satisfaction Lack of control over the working day Having to work long hours Frustration with the working environment Targets
Top ten colleague irritations
Seeing others not pulling their weight Managers changing their minds about what they want doing Lack of support from managers Pressure from managers Feeling put-upon by managers Interruptions by colleagues Interruptions by managers Bullying behaviour by managers Lack of support from colleagues Bullying behaviour by colleagues
A staggering 97 per cent of people working in IT claim to find their life at work stressful on a daily basis.
Four out of five IT consultants feel stressed before they even enter the workplace, in anticipation of another day juggling complaints, pressure from managers and daily targets.
And a quarter of IT experts are under such enormous pressure to perform at work they have taken time off suffering with stress.
The poll of over 3,000 people, conducted by SWNS on behalf of online learning provider, SkillSoft, revealed that a third of IT professionals say it is difficult to get the work done when managers are constantly on their backs.
One IT respondent said: “I spend most of my day fielding calls from people who don’t even have a basic knowledge of computers and printers.
“It is amazing the amount of time I spend teaching people where the on-off button is. And when I do actually find a technical problem to solve, I have my manager breathing down my neck wondering why I have a backlog of complaints.”
“Our research was sparked by a recent Gartner report which claims that the untrained or under-trained desktop user will cost an organisation five times more to support than a well-trained worker. This led us to thinking about how much pressure this must also put on the IT professionals who have to provide such support.
“By commissioning this study, our aim was to establish to what level workload affects the stress levels of people working in IT and across a variety of other job disciplines; and to learn more about the sort of other factors that impact on stress in the workplace.”
People working in medical professions have the second most stressful job – with 96.8 per cent saying caring for others is rewarding but traumatic on the same hand.
Engineers, Sales and Marketing professionals and Teachers also have demanding roles, according to the poll.
The poll reveals that 37 per cent of folk find it difficult to meet deadlines, whilst 31 per cent stress about taking on other people’s work. A disgruntled 28 per cent say they lack job satisfaction, and would prefer to work elsewhere.
A third of people would rather be their own boss, and have complete control over their daily duties.
And employees claim to feel put-upon and suffer most at the hands of their managers – who are blamed for lack of support, increasing pressure, interruptions and bullying behaviour.
“According to the Health & Safety Executive, stress is now the biggest cause of working days lost through injury or ill-health (an estimated 12.8 million lost days each year). And the TUCestimates that work-related stress costs the economy up to £7bn per annum.
“By understanding more about what makes people stressed at work,organisations are much better placed to manage its causes.”
Top ten stressful professions
IT Medicine / Caring Profession Engineering Sales and Marketing Education Finance Human Resources Operations Production Clerical
Top ten work stresses
Workload Feeling undervalued Deadlines Type of work people have to do Having to take on other people’s work Lack of job satisfaction Lack of control over the working day Having to work long hours Frustration with the working environment Targets
Top ten colleague irritations
Seeing others not pulling their weight Managers changing their minds about what they want doing Lack of support from managers Pressure from managers Feeling put-upon by managers Interruptions by colleagues Interruptions by managers Bullying behaviour by managers Lack of support from colleagues Bullying behaviour by colleagues
A third of people would rather be their own boss, and have complete control over their daily duties.
And employees claim to feel put-upon and suffer most at the hands of their managers – who are blamed for lack of support, increasing pressure, interruptions and bullying behaviour.“According to the Health & Safety Executive, stress is now the biggest cause of working days lost through injury or ill-health (an estimated 12.8 million lost days each year). And the TUCestimates that work-related stress costs the economy up to £7bn per annum.
“By understanding more about what makes people stressed at work,organisations are much better placed to manage its causes.”
Top ten stressful professions
IT Medicine / Caring Profession Engineering Sales and Marketing Education Finance Human Resources Operations Production Clerical
Top ten work stresses
Workload Feeling undervalued Deadlines Type of work people have to do Having to take on other people’s work Lack of job satisfaction Lack of control over the working day Having to work long hours Frustration with the working environment Targets
Top ten colleague irritations
Seeing others not pulling their weight Managers changing their minds about what they want doing Lack of support from managers Pressure from managers Feeling put-upon by managers Interruptions by colleagues Interruptions by managers Bullying behaviour by managers Lack of support from colleagues Bullying behaviour by colleagues
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Stop Hiding and Start Living With Tequila
photo by: aubz arañez
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask Leni about Tequila. Tequila is the safe and natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can ease you out of your shyness and overcome any obstacles.Tequila will let you show the world you are ready to do almost anything. Shyness and awkwardness will become a thing of the past. Discover the many talents you never knew you had. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately. A regimen of regular doses of Tequila will allow you to live life the way you want to. Stop hiding and start living with Tequila.
Caution:Tequila is not for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila, but women who wouldn’t mind being pregnant or nursing are encouraged to try it. Side Effects: Loss of money, loss of clothing, loss of virginity, loss of motor control, desire to dance like a retard or perform table dancing, heightened erotic lustfulness, may cause pregnancy, may make you think you can play all-night strip poker, may make you think you can sing, may give you the illusion you are tougher, stronger or better looking than others, may make you think ex-lovers are dying for you to call them at 4 in the morning, may give you the illusion that people are laughing with you, and may be a factor in getting your butt kicked. So what are you waiting for? Stop hiding and start living with Tequila.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Si Kuya Paulo
by: The KK moderator
Bata pa lang ako alam ko na na medyo attracted ako sa mga lalake. Isa sa mga lalakeng aking pinapantasya noon ay ang aking pinsan. Hindi sya masyadong kagwapuhan ngunit napakalakas ng dating. Si Kuya Paulo ay 18 na nung ako ay 12 years old pa lamang. Tuwing nasa bahay kami ng aming lola, kung saan nakatira rin sila, nakikita ko siyang walang pang-itaas at naka-masikip na maong shorts ng hanggang tuhod. Bakat na bakat dun ang kanyang malalaking muscle sa hita at ang kanyang bukol; kitang kita rin ang kanyang matipunong dibdib. Maputi si Kuya Paulo, mga 5'9" ang taas, makinis ang kanyang kutis sa katawan at pinkish ang kanyang utong. Wala siya masyadong buhok sa dibdib ngunit mabalahibo siya sa hita at sa ilalim ng pusod na tila tumutuloy tuloy sa kanyang bulbol.
Minsan ay nakikipaglaro siya sa aming magpipinsan. Minsan ay naghahabulan kami sa labas ng bahay nila. Nagtataguan. Nagpapasahan ng bola. Nag-uunggoy-ungguyan (laro sa cards na kung sinong matalo papahiran ng pulbos sa mukha). Habang siya ay nakikipaglaro sa amin, halatang-halata mo na parang pinagbibigyan niya kaming mga mas nakababata niyang pinsan, kasi nga naman mas matanda na siya sa amin. Naalala ko, noon, kapag nakikipaglaro sa amin si Kuya Pau ay madalas niya akong pabirong huhubaran ng aking shorts kapag naghahabulan kaming magpipinsan. Naiinis ako sa ginagawa niyang yun at balang araw ay gaganti rin ako. hehehe
Mabait si Kuya Pau, palabiro, mahilig uminom ng alak, at mukhang napakalibog. Pag nag-iinuman sila ng kanyang barkada, inaabot sila hanggang umaga. Kinabukasan ay tulog siya hanggang tanghali, kakatukin namin ang pinto ng kanyang kwarto at pag gising niya ay aayain namin siya makipaglaro ng bola. Kadalasan, ang sinasabi niya sa amin ay maya maya na lang daw at may ginagawa pa siya. Hindi kami pinagbubuksan ng pinto. Sumisigaw na lang siya para marinig namin siya. Pinapakinggan ko ang ginagawa niya sa loob ng kwarto at may naririnig akong umuungol na babae't lalake sa loob. Ang alam ko ay wala naman siyang kasama doon. Baka nanonood siya ng X-rated na mga pelikula at nagjajakol. Hehehe
Kadalasan, paglabas niya ng kwarto pagkatapos ng kanyang "ginagawa", siya ay naliligo. Nasa taas ang kwarto niya at nasa baba ang banyo. Syempre, bababa pa siya ng hagdan upang makatungo roon. Siya ay nakatapis lamang ng tuwalya sa bewang at walang suot na kahit ano sa loob habang naglalakad patungong banyo. Ako ay sisilip sa ilalim ng hagdan at masisilayan ko ng bahagya ang kanyang ari. Dumederecho na siya ng banyo at kapag ganoon ang nangyayari, lumalabas ako ng bahayupang magpunta sa bakanteng lugar sa tabi ng banyo. Mayroong bintana ang banyo na doon nakaharap kaya maari ko siyang masilipan doon habang siya ay naliligo.
Kitang kita ko kung paano maligo si Kuya Pau. Sinasabon niyang maigi ang kanyang mga braso, pupunta siya sa kanyang malalaking hita, hahawakan niya ang matikas niyang dibdib at maya maya'y hihimasin na niya ang kanyang tarugo at ang kanyang matambok na pwet. Ang sarap pagmasdan ng pinsan kong ito habang siya ay basang basa. Mapapansin mo rin na tila napapatagal ata ang paglilinis niya sa kanyang burat at parang nagjajakol na ito habang naliligo habang hinihimas ang kanyang katawan ng isa pa niyang kamay, sumasabay sa lagaslas ng tubig ang kanyang pagsasalsal. Libog talaga ng pinsan kong ito. Ako'y nakasilip lamang sa labas at libog na libog na rin sa aking napapagmasdan.
Kapag umuuwi kami ng bahay. Ang paninilip ko kay Kuya Pau ang aking pinapagjakulan. Sarap na sarap ako habang inaalala ko ang aking panonood sa kanyang paliligo. Iniimagine ko na sana ako na lang ang humihimas sa kanyang hubad na katawan at ako na lang sana ang nagsasalsal pataas at pababa sa kanyang mahabang ari. Eto ang madalas mangyari sa akin kapag kami'y pumupunta sa bahay ng lola ko.
Isang araw,sumama ako sa aking nanay sa bahay ng lola ko. Kami lamang dalawa ang pumunta roon. May pupuntahan daw sila ng nanay ni Kuya Paulo, at ng lola ko. Walang ibang tao sa bahay at tila may lakad ata sila lahat. Sa madaling salita, ang naiwan lang sa bahay ay ako at si Kuya Pau. As usual, naka-maong shorts na hanggang tuhod na hapit na hapit sa hita si Kuya Pau, ngunit naka-sando siya. Ako nama'y naka-shorts din kasi sa mainit ang panahon e. Ngayong kami lang ang natira sa bahay, ano kaya ang pwede kong gawin sa kanya? hehehe
Bata pa lang ako alam ko na na medyo attracted ako sa mga lalake. Isa sa mga lalakeng aking pinapantasya noon ay ang aking pinsan. Hindi sya masyadong kagwapuhan ngunit napakalakas ng dating. Si Kuya Paulo ay 18 na nung ako ay 12 years old pa lamang. Tuwing nasa bahay kami ng aming lola, kung saan nakatira rin sila, nakikita ko siyang walang pang-itaas at naka-masikip na maong shorts ng hanggang tuhod. Bakat na bakat dun ang kanyang malalaking muscle sa hita at ang kanyang bukol; kitang kita rin ang kanyang matipunong dibdib. Maputi si Kuya Paulo, mga 5'9" ang taas, makinis ang kanyang kutis sa katawan at pinkish ang kanyang utong. Wala siya masyadong buhok sa dibdib ngunit mabalahibo siya sa hita at sa ilalim ng pusod na tila tumutuloy tuloy sa kanyang bulbol.
Minsan ay nakikipaglaro siya sa aming magpipinsan. Minsan ay naghahabulan kami sa labas ng bahay nila. Nagtataguan. Nagpapasahan ng bola. Nag-uunggoy-ungguyan (laro sa cards na kung sinong matalo papahiran ng pulbos sa mukha). Habang siya ay nakikipaglaro sa amin, halatang-halata mo na parang pinagbibigyan niya kaming mga mas nakababata niyang pinsan, kasi nga naman mas matanda na siya sa amin. Naalala ko, noon, kapag nakikipaglaro sa amin si Kuya Pau ay madalas niya akong pabirong huhubaran ng aking shorts kapag naghahabulan kaming magpipinsan. Naiinis ako sa ginagawa niyang yun at balang araw ay gaganti rin ako. hehehe
Mabait si Kuya Pau, palabiro, mahilig uminom ng alak, at mukhang napakalibog. Pag nag-iinuman sila ng kanyang barkada, inaabot sila hanggang umaga. Kinabukasan ay tulog siya hanggang tanghali, kakatukin namin ang pinto ng kanyang kwarto at pag gising niya ay aayain namin siya makipaglaro ng bola. Kadalasan, ang sinasabi niya sa amin ay maya maya na lang daw at may ginagawa pa siya. Hindi kami pinagbubuksan ng pinto. Sumisigaw na lang siya para marinig namin siya. Pinapakinggan ko ang ginagawa niya sa loob ng kwarto at may naririnig akong umuungol na babae't lalake sa loob. Ang alam ko ay wala naman siyang kasama doon. Baka nanonood siya ng X-rated na mga pelikula at nagjajakol. Hehehe
Kadalasan, paglabas niya ng kwarto pagkatapos ng kanyang "ginagawa", siya ay naliligo. Nasa taas ang kwarto niya at nasa baba ang banyo. Syempre, bababa pa siya ng hagdan upang makatungo roon. Siya ay nakatapis lamang ng tuwalya sa bewang at walang suot na kahit ano sa loob habang naglalakad patungong banyo. Ako ay sisilip sa ilalim ng hagdan at masisilayan ko ng bahagya ang kanyang ari. Dumederecho na siya ng banyo at kapag ganoon ang nangyayari, lumalabas ako ng bahayupang magpunta sa bakanteng lugar sa tabi ng banyo. Mayroong bintana ang banyo na doon nakaharap kaya maari ko siyang masilipan doon habang siya ay naliligo.
Kitang kita ko kung paano maligo si Kuya Pau. Sinasabon niyang maigi ang kanyang mga braso, pupunta siya sa kanyang malalaking hita, hahawakan niya ang matikas niyang dibdib at maya maya'y hihimasin na niya ang kanyang tarugo at ang kanyang matambok na pwet. Ang sarap pagmasdan ng pinsan kong ito habang siya ay basang basa. Mapapansin mo rin na tila napapatagal ata ang paglilinis niya sa kanyang burat at parang nagjajakol na ito habang naliligo habang hinihimas ang kanyang katawan ng isa pa niyang kamay, sumasabay sa lagaslas ng tubig ang kanyang pagsasalsal. Libog talaga ng pinsan kong ito. Ako'y nakasilip lamang sa labas at libog na libog na rin sa aking napapagmasdan.
Kapag umuuwi kami ng bahay. Ang paninilip ko kay Kuya Pau ang aking pinapagjakulan. Sarap na sarap ako habang inaalala ko ang aking panonood sa kanyang paliligo. Iniimagine ko na sana ako na lang ang humihimas sa kanyang hubad na katawan at ako na lang sana ang nagsasalsal pataas at pababa sa kanyang mahabang ari. Eto ang madalas mangyari sa akin kapag kami'y pumupunta sa bahay ng lola ko.
Isang araw,sumama ako sa aking nanay sa bahay ng lola ko. Kami lamang dalawa ang pumunta roon. May pupuntahan daw sila ng nanay ni Kuya Paulo, at ng lola ko. Walang ibang tao sa bahay at tila may lakad ata sila lahat. Sa madaling salita, ang naiwan lang sa bahay ay ako at si Kuya Pau. As usual, naka-maong shorts na hanggang tuhod na hapit na hapit sa hita si Kuya Pau, ngunit naka-sando siya. Ako nama'y naka-shorts din kasi sa mainit ang panahon e. Ngayong kami lang ang natira sa bahay, ano kaya ang pwede kong gawin sa kanya? hehehe
Roommates
by: justine
greetings to all the fans and the readers of this site. this is the first time na magsusulat ako sa web site na ito. Bago ko pa lang kasi na-discover ang web site na ito. Sa mga na-unang na basa ko dito ay talaga naman naaliw ako ng husto sa mga sex excapade experience ng mga authors. At kung minsan ay may mapupulot pa na aral. (Somehow) Anyway, I would like to share one of my wonderful and unforgetable experience in my entire life. Maaaring hindi niyo paniwalaan and think that i just invented this story by my self. It's up to you guys to have your own opinion and it's free. By the way, my real name is justine ( justine na lang, secret na yung family name ko) age of 19 years old. 5'8 in hieght. Slim pero hindi maskulado ang katawan ko and i got a nice abs. Sabi nila, mukha na raw akong arabo because of having this gouty hair below my mounth and mahabang balbas besides of my face na manipis ang pag-kakagupit the way i wanted it para sexy tignan at ang dating. Most of my friends says that kamukha ko raw si Mr. M-rvin -gustine and hawig kay de-nis tr-llio. Kaya naman maraming mga gals, guys, and gays na nahuhumaling sakin. Hehehe. Hindi naman sa pagmamayabang. Hehehe. And i am proud to say that i am bisexual in a decent way. (with a serious relationship with gf and fling guyfriends)
Anyway, that is not the my story. It happened way back when i was second level in college days. i am studying in a well known university her in manila. I decided to study here kasi taga batangas ako and i want to be more independent in my own way and live to the fullest. I rented a room for a long time here in makati area sa flat umit ng friend ko. Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalan dereck. His age at that time is 22. Meron din ako mga kasama at naging friends sa flat, at itago na lang natin sila sa pangalang, erika at athan. Itold dereck na baka pwede niya ako hanapan ng roommate kasi i wanted to lessen my expenses to pay lots of my bills. And he was agreed with the idea. Mabait sakin si dereck.
One day, when i got back home from a verry busy day galing school, dereck introduce me into one of his friend na planong umupa sa flat niya. Itago na lang natin saya panaglang louis. Age 18, a tall man like 5'9, i think kasi mejo halos mataas lang siya sakin ng konte. Parang mestisong moreno ang kulay niya at yung ang gusto ko kasi mejo maputi ako e, at wow, as in wow, maganda ang katawan ni louis at lalaking lalaki siya kung titignan mo at kung magsalita. Eto pa, malupit, roommate ko si louis. Laban ka? Hehehehe joke lang.
Louis is verry attactive guy na kahit sine e mapapalingon kasi he have this image of a pinoy ramp model. By the way. before i got a offer sa isang modeling agency sa makati name i-eal p-ple! Pero ayaw ko, tama na hindi ako sikat! hehehe. Just to add my kayabangan. jokes Oh yun na nga, kaya naman naging attacted si louis sa akin, pero i am not serious having this kaind of feeling of being attacted with him. Kasi parang gusto ko lang ng sex tapos wala na. Pero iba itong si louis. When louis transfer na sa flat ni dereck and became as my roommates, first few weeks hindi kami nagpapansinan ni louis, ewan ko ba kung sadyang tahimik lamang siya or madaldal. Madalas nkikita ko naman kabiruan niya si dereck or even si athan. Sa tuwing kakain kami together with erika, dereck and athan , hindi siya sumasabay sa amin, which makes me mad kasi ako yung madalas magluto ng dinner namin at kahit hindi man ako profesional cook, eh masasabi ko marunong ak magluto and my flatmates love it as always i did.
One night nakita ko magkasabay na kumain si dereck and louis, and dereck invited me to join them while eating the dinner. Hindi na rin ako umayaw kasi sumisigaw na yung mga gremlins ko sa tiyan na kanina pang gutom from a long rush schedule from the school. while eating nagbibiruan kaming dalawa ni dereck which is madalas naman gawin. napagkakamaln nga kming mgbf kasi sa sobrang sweet niya sa akin even to the other guys in the flat. Pero may limit yun syempre, kasi meron kasi meron ng asawa si dereck. Anyway i asked a question kay dereck.
greetings to all the fans and the readers of this site. this is the first time na magsusulat ako sa web site na ito. Bago ko pa lang kasi na-discover ang web site na ito. Sa mga na-unang na basa ko dito ay talaga naman naaliw ako ng husto sa mga sex excapade experience ng mga authors. At kung minsan ay may mapupulot pa na aral. (Somehow) Anyway, I would like to share one of my wonderful and unforgetable experience in my entire life. Maaaring hindi niyo paniwalaan and think that i just invented this story by my self. It's up to you guys to have your own opinion and it's free. By the way, my real name is justine ( justine na lang, secret na yung family name ko) age of 19 years old. 5'8 in hieght. Slim pero hindi maskulado ang katawan ko and i got a nice abs. Sabi nila, mukha na raw akong arabo because of having this gouty hair below my mounth and mahabang balbas besides of my face na manipis ang pag-kakagupit the way i wanted it para sexy tignan at ang dating. Most of my friends says that kamukha ko raw si Mr. M-rvin -gustine and hawig kay de-nis tr-llio. Kaya naman maraming mga gals, guys, and gays na nahuhumaling sakin. Hehehe. Hindi naman sa pagmamayabang. Hehehe. And i am proud to say that i am bisexual in a decent way. (with a serious relationship with gf and fling guyfriends)
Anyway, that is not the my story. It happened way back when i was second level in college days. i am studying in a well known university her in manila. I decided to study here kasi taga batangas ako and i want to be more independent in my own way and live to the fullest. I rented a room for a long time here in makati area sa flat umit ng friend ko. Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalan dereck. His age at that time is 22. Meron din ako mga kasama at naging friends sa flat, at itago na lang natin sila sa pangalang, erika at athan. Itold dereck na baka pwede niya ako hanapan ng roommate kasi i wanted to lessen my expenses to pay lots of my bills. And he was agreed with the idea. Mabait sakin si dereck.
One day, when i got back home from a verry busy day galing school, dereck introduce me into one of his friend na planong umupa sa flat niya. Itago na lang natin saya panaglang louis. Age 18, a tall man like 5'9, i think kasi mejo halos mataas lang siya sakin ng konte. Parang mestisong moreno ang kulay niya at yung ang gusto ko kasi mejo maputi ako e, at wow, as in wow, maganda ang katawan ni louis at lalaking lalaki siya kung titignan mo at kung magsalita. Eto pa, malupit, roommate ko si louis. Laban ka? Hehehehe joke lang.
Louis is verry attactive guy na kahit sine e mapapalingon kasi he have this image of a pinoy ramp model. By the way. before i got a offer sa isang modeling agency sa makati name i-eal p-ple! Pero ayaw ko, tama na hindi ako sikat! hehehe. Just to add my kayabangan. jokes Oh yun na nga, kaya naman naging attacted si louis sa akin, pero i am not serious having this kaind of feeling of being attacted with him. Kasi parang gusto ko lang ng sex tapos wala na. Pero iba itong si louis. When louis transfer na sa flat ni dereck and became as my roommates, first few weeks hindi kami nagpapansinan ni louis, ewan ko ba kung sadyang tahimik lamang siya or madaldal. Madalas nkikita ko naman kabiruan niya si dereck or even si athan. Sa tuwing kakain kami together with erika, dereck and athan , hindi siya sumasabay sa amin, which makes me mad kasi ako yung madalas magluto ng dinner namin at kahit hindi man ako profesional cook, eh masasabi ko marunong ak magluto and my flatmates love it as always i did.
One night nakita ko magkasabay na kumain si dereck and louis, and dereck invited me to join them while eating the dinner. Hindi na rin ako umayaw kasi sumisigaw na yung mga gremlins ko sa tiyan na kanina pang gutom from a long rush schedule from the school. while eating nagbibiruan kaming dalawa ni dereck which is madalas naman gawin. napagkakamaln nga kming mgbf kasi sa sobrang sweet niya sa akin even to the other guys in the flat. Pero may limit yun syempre, kasi meron kasi meron ng asawa si dereck. Anyway i asked a question kay dereck.
Si Carlos at ang Buhos - Part 2
Part 2 ng kwento ko...
I left the site office that morning dazed. I didn't know what happened… I just knew it was something new and it felt good. I walked all the way to where I was staying without realizing it and when I got to my boarding room, I laid in my bed for a long time thinking about my buddy and reliving what happened that night. I spent most of that weekend thinking about it, feeling in my mind what happened ... I was like a virgin who'd just had my first time… It was my first day on the new job the following Monday and it was a good thing that I was busy learning new things – so I was somewhat distracted. I would sometimes daydream about that night when I was left with nothing to do – I'd play the whole event over and over in my head and ask myself: what happened and what was that all about? what would that make me now? despite all that I never felt bad or anything – I did not really worry about it, at least not that time. we would still see each other every night that week as we agreed even before that thing happened to have dinner together even when i have left that company, sometimes with my other former officemates and alone sometimes. the subject of that evening was never discussed but I felt that we got closer after that, i.e., we became more comfortable with each other and liked always having the other one around. we were certainly more physical, - a touch on the cheek or arm here, a pat on the shoulder there, a friendly akbay sometimes – and they all felt different, definitely better – and probably had a different meaning… sometimes when we were alone together, we'd be talking nonsense and know that each one was thinking about that night… he was still his horny and profane self though. his stories have now become even more sexual and they started centering more on what he and his buddies from college or at the province would used to do. I got a kick out of all those stories but never really thought anything like that weekend evening would happen again. I felt we were just both hot that time – because of the stormy weather and all – but …. the next weekend came and I was planning to stay in the new office till late. I had loads of work to do and I was trying to make an impression hehehe. however, all my plans changed when at around 8pm Carlos called … sabi ko na andyan ka pa e… tagal mo a?! ha? overtime kasi tol… kelangang tapusin. huuu…wag na…iwan mo na yan. tara samahan mo ko kumain. bantay ako sa buhos ngayon e. since i usually don't say no to him (and my friends generally)… sige, will just wrap this up. will be there in 30… so i went back to my old office and there were still a few people there. Soon as he saw me i thought i saw his face light up. Tagal mo. Tara.... and with the usual (but now altogether different) akbay he dragged me out before i could say hi to the others. We had the usual dinner at the nearby foodcourt, and we were our usual jolly selves, him especially. We talked about almost everything including this girl in the office who has been sending him signals, and his usual hot stories. The incident was of course still not brought up in our conversation. Not sure if we were both embarrassed by it or because it was something special. I know now it's more the latter than the fomer...I was getting turned on by the minute as the night grew older and i remember being hard for most of the time that we were talking. I didn't know if he was hard as well but i knew that he'd look at me sometimes in a way that would make me even harder hehehe... i know he was enjoying himslef and maybe quite turned on as well. when we got back to the site office, everyone had left and there was a note that the buhos was finished. Apparently there was just a small work that evening and by the time we got back at not even midnight, it was finished. I can't remember exactly how it happened...all i can recall is that we ended up in the sleeping quarters again and that we went there hurriedly after finding out there was nobody in the office. Before i knew it he had me against the door of the room, pressing himself against me, hugging me tight, and kissing around my face. Tang ina mga pare, he was really hot and i soon verified that he was hard as i was when he started pressing his groin against my already aching manhood while raising my hands above my head and really feeling me up. Fuck...that was so hot! He soon progressed to lifting my shirt up my head and removing it, and still holding my hands above my head started kissing my neck...my my ears, blowing slightly there that made me really moan...down my chest...
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Si Carlos at ang Buhos - Part 1
Recently lang ako napadpad dito sa KK pero I've been coming back often hehehe. Kaya I decided to send my own story. Nai-share ko na dati ito sa ilang groupsites pero in few installments. Ngayon siguro, in two installments na lang dahil medyo mahaba rin.Tagal na nangyari tong kwento ko pero gang ngayon tinitigasan pa rin ako pag nirerecall ko. sarap kasi irecall pag first time. ang totoo nga nyan e paborito kong pampalibog to pag nagsosolo flight ako. you may not believe it, married na ko pero madalas pa rin akong magmariang palad. … in fact some of my best orgasms e kapag nagjajakol ako… pero I digress…engineer ako at ang unang trabaho ko e sa isang commercial project sa makati. dahil fieldwork ang trabaho ko, madalas overtime kami lalo pag nagbubuhos ng kongkreto. madalas nga sa site office na 'ko natutulog kahit nagboboard ako noon sa makati lang din. nagprovide kasi ng tulugan ang opisina namin na nasa site office din namin so madalas may nag-oovernight. mechanical engineer namin si carl. sa civil works naman ako. galing siyang leyte pero sa manila nagaral at nag-graduate. Mga 5'9" siya, kayumanggi, medyo kulot, wavy pero neat ang buhok. di naman kagwapuhan pero may itsura, may hawig kay gardo verzosa. matipuno katawan, lalaking lalaki kumilos, magandang baritone ang boses…. barako ang dating kumbaga. bago nga nangyari yung nangyari sa 'min, ni minsan di pumasok sa isip ko na mangyayari yun. nung una di kami kaagad nag-click. naasar daw siya sa 'kin. alaskador kasi ako ng mga kaopisina lalo pag tinotoyo. di ko rin naman kasi siya masyadong pinapansin nung una, just one of the guys kumbaga. pero inamin niya sa 'kin later on na ginusto niya raw kagad ako kaibiganin nung first time na makita niya 'ko. nauna kasi ako sa kanya sa company na 'yon. eventually, naging close kami dahil madalas nagkakasama kami sa overtime lalo pag may "buhos" – construction term sa pagbubuhos ng kongkreto sa building. gabi kasi normally ang buhos, para makaiwas ang truck sa traffic at truck ban. pag kaming dalawa ang toka, routine namin bago magbuhos ang mag-inspeksyon, overtime nang konti, tapos kain sa labas, tapos bantay ng buhos… pag maaga natapos ang buhos, inom konti. although hindi naman ako umiinom, hanggang isang bote lang pero sinasamahan ko siya. mahilig kasi siyang uminom. yun, during that period naging close kami… kwentuhan, biruan, etc…. dun kami talagang nagkakilala. lalo pa kaming naging close nung magpaalam ako sa opisina, may nag-offer kasing magandang trabaho kaya I decided to move on. since then madalas na kaming magkasama sa buhos at trabaho – inaantay niya ako kahit overtime ako (naghahabol ng tatapusing trabaho bago umalis ng company) at gabigabi halos lumalabas kahit walang buhos. parang making the best of the period na magkasama pa kami sa trabaho. mga 32 na siya nun pero di mo iisiping more than 25 na siya. palangiti at palabiro kasi kaya mukhang bata pa. 23 naman ako nun pero medyo bagito pa sa mga kamunduhan hehehe. mukhang walang muwang daw…may nabuntis siya sa probinsiya pero di sila nagpakasal. di magkasundo ang pamilya, and the usual stuffs sa probinsiya pag nagkakabuntisan. nasa babae yung anak nila. chickboy si carl. malakas naman kasi ang dating niya sa babae. ilang kaopsinang babae nga namin ang umaaligid at nagpapahiwatig sa kanya… at may mga pinapatos naman ang loko. madalas pag nagkwekwentuhan kami napupunta sa sex ang usapan. at that time di ko naisip yun, pero lagi niya dinadala sa sex ang kwentuhan. kesyo kung saan siya kumukuha ng babae at ano ginagawa sa kanya; kesyo malaki raw yung sa kanya at marami siyang labasan, etc. minsan pagkatapos uminom, magyayaya siyang mamik-ap at magcheck-in na lang daw kami. sa laguna kasi siya umuuwi nun kaya minsan wala na raw siyang masasakyan pauwi. tinatawanan ko lang siya nun, bawal e baka malaman pa ng gf ko na namik-ap ako, patay…
I have to admit, at that time kinonkosider kong boys' talk yun pero naturally tinatamaan din ako basta sex pinag-usapan. lalo't wala nga ako halos maicontribute sa kwentong ganun. minsan nga pag-uwi ko sa boarding house diretso muna akong banyo para alam nyo na...
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Callboy in Call Center
“We want to clarify that the Department of Health (DOH) is not saying that call center agents are at higher risks of HIV. But they have high risk behavior that should be look into. It’s not who you are but what you do,” said Dr. Eric Tayag, National Epidemiology director.http://globalnation.inquirer.net/cebudailynews/news/view/20100203-251032/Metro-Cebu-2nd-AIDS-hot-zone-in-RP
prevention is better than cure ~practice safe-sex!
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